dear mr. mars

on my way to work this morning, i heard "grenade" for the billionth time and realized that i draw contention with your song.

in all reality, what is the probability that you would ever actually have to catch a grenade or jump in front of a train for a girl? if it is actually something that could happen to you, maybe it is time to move to a different neighborhood.

maybe you could switch it to something that might actually happen. for instance, i would absolutely fall for a guy that would take a bee sting or sliver for me.

write a song about that. i would buy it.

its probably more likely that you will drop that piano you pushed up hills around the entire city (see below) on her. if you are the one that drops it, how do you think you would catch it before it crashes into her? i don't think you could.



i'm so sorry your lover wouldn't die for you. maybe she just doesn't think a grenade will be coming your way anytime soon, or maybe she thought you were a little stalkerish. maybe she had to "rip the breaks out your car" because you wouldn't stop following her to let her know you would "throw your hand on a blade" for her. just a thought.

on the other hand, if she is really a secret agent and faces these things every day, i fully support the diction in your song.

if this is indeed the case, how about we change your music video from you dragging/pushing a piano around the entire city to something a little more fitting.